Glass hammer


a word to describe something that is as powerful as it is fragile.
man is a gl-ss hammer, powerful beyond compare but fleshy and destructible.
a blunt and useless tool.

ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.
guy: “dude, you’re a gl-ss hammer”
-onlookers laugh-
jock: -puzzled expression- “huh?”

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