glass table
when an extremely attractive female defecates squatting atop a gl-ss table, while a male lies face up underneath the table to watch.
“she’s so hot, i’d gl-ss table her any day”
verb:
1) one-upping someone by buying a gl-ss table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is
2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.
1) anne: hey, i just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! it’s a…
lynn: (interrupting) i just bought a brand new gl-ss dining room table.
later
anne: to friends oh my g-d, lynn totally gl-ss tabled me.
2) anne: so lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so i gl-ss tabled her.
joseph: you what?!
anne: y’know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so i sat on her face.
when you c-m on a girls face then wash it off with p-ss…looks like a streaky gl-ss table!!!
she was upset when i unloaded on he face, so i finished it like a gl-ss table!
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