glass trumpet



when one person validates another’s virgin -n-s with some foreign object, such as a gl-ss bottle, baseball bat or a set of num-chucks. due to the fragility of the virgin -ss, gl-ss is used to repesent it’s delicate nature.
chuck norris gives the world a gl-ss trumpet on a daily basis.

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