Glassdrunk


when one appears to be intoxicated but in reality she has forgotten both her reading gl-sses and driving gl-sses and yet still tries to function during a social event in a public place.
“mary was so “gl-ssdrunk” at the event last night that she was forced to order “tonight’s special” for dinner, couldn’t recognize her boss from across the room and had to be driven home

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