glassed out
when someone has had too much to drink, aka they are drunk.
comes from the thought that someone has had too many gl-sses of some alcoholic drink.
carl: man did you see vicky last night at the bar?
dan: nah man, how was she?
carl: she had about 3 mojitos and 2 calimochos, she was gl-ssed out.
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