Glasstration


(noun)

the ultimate form of torture, utilized by ancient germans. involves inserting a small gl-ss rod into the urethra of an erect p-n-s, then smashing the p-n-s with a hammer.

-shudders just thinking of it-
i cannot possibly fathom the pain harry went through when the russians gl-sstrated him.

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