glaucoma test
the most barbaric test in all of medicine
“now it’s time for the glaucoma test, look at the little red dot”
“i see it now what”
“keep looking….”
“snap!”
“oh sh-t, my eyes just blew out the back of my head!”
when you’re having 69 with a chick and she farts in your eye.
dude, i was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol’ glaucoma test. nearly ralphed right there.
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