when two people of the same gender have s-x. the equivalent of ‘getting laid’ for heteros-xual peoples. this is a much easier way of saying h-m-s-xual/lesbian relations and a lot more eloquent than “man/lesbian s-x”.
edward: “dude, i totally was mark’s wingman at a gay bar last night!” anthony: “really? man that would’ve been new!” edward: “yeah we were there all night, he really wanted to get glayd!” mark: “oh you two..”
the act, or process of, getting so savagly sweaty that the sun will glisten off your body, causing all onlookers to shield their eyes and m-st-rb-t- furiously. sh-t, john was so glistle today that i couldn’t help but drop trou and fire one off right there and then.
one who is of gnome-like quality and is also an uber n00b. you do not want to be a gnomechezz. if you are a gnomechezz, you ultimately suck at life. quit being a dirt bag gnomechezz.
- goat punched
to get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. lack of memory and resisting -ssistance are also likely symptoms. inability to walk without -ssistance is another symptom. in short, to get extremely drunk. man, did you see john chugging that .40 last […]
the best d-mn chocolate company–ever. it may be expensive, but it’s the finest quality of chocolate you’ll ever taste. i recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment. $2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! oh well, it’s from g-diva so it must be good. -makes a tiny nibble- …mmmm, this tastes just as good as when […]
my n-gg- slave who plays on b net and has s-x with me and cele after p-b-rty went first cele got sloppy seconds on godlyz