Glaze Donut
when your girlfriend falls asleep or p-sses out early, and you jerk off next to her, you -j-c-l-t- on her -ss and by morning your c-m dries like a glaze donut on her -ss.
beth had one too many last night, p-ssed out, so i gave her a glaze donut for breakfast.
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