Glaze


to accidentally brush against/ touch a woman’s breast.
it was so awkward. i glazed her in the crowded hallways.
a hypocritical freeloading lowlife, who is content with living off of other peoples wealth. and blames everyone else in life for their problems.
hey willie guess what i’m getting for christmas? “what?” a new private jet from my aunt debbie! man your acting just like the glazes down the street!

sorry i got in trouble at school today dad. those r-t-rded glaze kids blamed me for blowing up the bathroom!
(adj.) a coating of ejactulate upon a surface.
nice aim! the f-ckin’ wigga did a window glaze again, dude!

sorry man! i missed my b–tch
to try and play someone for a fool.
she thought i was a donut, she tried to glaze me..

– eric b. and rakim
to skeet skeet on da b-tches
i glazed dat b-tch last night
to pour more alcohol on the top of your drink.
this drink isn’t strong enough! glaze my sh-t, will you?
applying seminal fluid to any variety of objects.
yeah dude, that girl told me to pull out but i glazed her instead.
to glaze someone is to c-m on their br–sts, and then proceed to spread it all over with your hands, tongue or any other body part. the result is extremely satisfying for the male as the br–sts end up looking like glazed donuts.
“hey johnny, wouldn’t you wanna glaze that chicks t-ts”
“yea mate, i’d leave her t-ts looking like krispy kreme glazed donuts!”

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