Glazed Holes


a brand of entenmann’s doughnut holes that really has no s-xual meaning, but when said to someone who doesn’t know what they are, they can’t help but say, “ew. wtf?”

also can be used as a synonym for “-sshole.”
bro, i ate some delicious glazed holes for hours last night.

dude, wtf that’s disgusting.

or

you’re such a glazed hole, charlie sheen.

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