Glazetowne
while in the act of hooking up with a female, the male turns to her and says, “this isn’t good for me, you are not exciting in bed at all.” then he goes home. the next day the girl, who -ssumes that every guy lives to get his d-ck wet, is infuriated. she calls him, insists that she comes over to his place, and f-cks him vigorously 3 times.
“yo, last night, i glazetowned this girl, then she called me today and f-cked the sh-t out of me three times.”
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