glazing the doughnut


when u beat off perfously then j-z around the rim of a girls -sshole, and smear it around with your d-ck.
i was hungry for a doughnut so i glazed my girlfriend’s doughnut. therfore glazing the doughnut
simply coming on a chick. but if you want to take it to the next level you can carry round some hundreds and thousands. then when the deed is done, whack them on to really set it off!
guy 1: “when you rang last night i was totally glazing the doughnut!”
guy 2: “yeah man? did you take it to the next level?”
guy 1: “totally, had some hundreds and thousands, and bam! tossed them on her face:
guy2: “nice man. swarve”

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