Glazing


when a man rubs his s-m-n covered member about his partner’s face the create the effect of a ‘s-m-n glaze.’

typically seen in p-rn flicks where the man, upon inflicting a righteous facial, puts a glazing of s-m-n on his partner’s face by rubbing his member back and forth to smear the s-m-n.
rocco gave gina a wicked facial and left a glazing on her upper lip.
to undertake actions in the style of the distinctive mannerism of a famous individual surnamed “glazer”; the specific trait in question relates to a context of social networking, in which a notably developed series of comments is ‘glazed’ by the addition of an entirely irrelavant and undirected comment or annecdote.
archie: just watched arnie on film4 – amazing!

barbara: i love that film – awesome!

regulus: haha “get to the chopper” lolz

smee: guns, explosions, muscles and puns- perfect!

barbara: d-mn right smee – perfect friday night viewing!

archie: “let off some steam bennett!”

dale: brilliant! hillarious action! cl-ssic!

archie: did you catch it too dale? ace!

glazing: the dog has come back from his walk covered in mud. my goodness he has his naughty head on tonight!!

-names and real comments are subst-tuted to protect the innocent-
to do rebellious things with donuts while eating donuts. also used to make fun of people who like to blaze
dude, you are so glazing right now!
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on photos of your recent ex-girlfriend and then burning them. only valid if burned post-glaze.
“oh d-mn, spent all this weekend glazing photos of my ex-girlfriend. have any gasoline?”
when you’re bangin’ two chicks, and after your d-ck pukes on one of them the other rubs her t-ts/stomach against the other’s creating a glaze on both of them.
hey man, i had these freaky chicks over last night and gave them a glazing
verb: to glaze
to glaze means to flirt with someone, usually of the same s-x but not required to still be known as glazing.
friend: “hey you look really hot in that dress. dang, i want some.” you: “are u glazing on me?!”

friend: “wow you’re so good at that, i love it!” your other friend: “are you glazing on her?!?”

you: “dude that guy is really hot, think i’m gonna glaze on him.”
corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open; a popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings.
“didn’t he notice that by the second session half the room was glazing?”

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