Glee Sucks
1) a factual statement.
2) the only way to reply to a gleek’s ravings about the one of the most inane shows in existence.
3) the name of the blog which proved the first definition.
ryan: “hey, have you seen that show glee? my girlfriend made me watch it, but i gotta say-for a musical-it’s pretty darn funny. and-aaaand, it totally tackles some of the big and serious issues of the day, like serial douchebaggery, recurring amnesia, and bipolar disorder.”
murphy: “recurring amnesia? . . . bipolar disorder?!”
ryan: “yeah, totally. everyone on the show has it. oh, and alzheimer’s. and delusional disorder.”
murphy: “dude, i watch glee too-i’m a big time gleek-but i don’t remember any of that stuff you’re talking about. what episode was it in?”
ryan: “what do you mean? it’s in every episode.”
murphy: “how so?”
ryan: “well, i mean, all of the characters are emotionally volatile, forgetful of former statements and events and are narcissistic and selfish and yet have extremely low self-esteem. weirdly though, they all seem strangely one-dimensional. actually, n-body on the show makes any sense.”
murphy: “i have no idea what you’re talking about. they all make sense to me. like . . . kurt! he totally breaks down all of the gay stereotypes.”
ryan: “are you kidding m. . .”
murphy: “what?”
ryan: “i just remembered that i’m not a psychiatrist, so all that stuff i just said was total bullsh-t. but, also, i realized something.”
murphy: “what’s that?”
ryan: “glee sucks.”
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