Glenbard East


glenbard east, located in lombard, illinois. glenbard east is the worst school to attend out of all of the glenbards. they have a neat color scheme of red and black. if you go to east, then get ready to get looked down upon by the other schools. people from glenbard east hate willowbrook, their rival, and often blurt out “f-ck the brook”. east is also known to be sl-tville, where the girls are easy and a bunch of sl-ts. people from glendale heights, bloomingdale, and addison all attend glenbard east. their mascot is represented by the ram. their wrestling and basketball team is amazing while their football team is used as practice by the other schools.
what school did you go to?
i went to glenbard east.
d-mn, i feel sorry for you.

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