Glenbard North
a large high school in carol stream, illinois, part of the glenbard 87 school district. often referred to as a prison because it has no windows, and must be heated with bunsen burners because the school is at a constant 56 degress. hallways are color-coded so that you don’t get lost at there is no outside point of reference (see above). glenbard north (often referred to as gbn) is the loner school in the district, hated by east, south, and west, because it is so far away from them. sometimes confused with glenbrook north (especially after the hazing incident) and known for getting into a brawl with fremd high school during the football playoffs in 2007. their mascot is the panther, and wrestling is a frickin cult.
kid 1: why are you wearing jeans and a sweatshirt when it’s 80 degrees outside?
kid 2: i go to glenbard north.
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it is commonly stated by the other 3 glenbards that glenbard north, and everyone claiming to attend glenbard north, does not exist.
pookie: so i met this guy from glenbard north at the band thing.
me: glenbard north doesn’t exist. liar.
gay school… case closed.. the people there think they are gangsters and just think they are ghetto. evey glenbard school hates them and the only good sport they’re good at is boys volleyball because no other school really plays that sport so theyr #1.
wanabees glenbard north
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