Glendora

city in the san gabriel valley about 25 miles from dt los angeles. predominantly white, with a high-ranking school district and diverse housing stock. very “leave it to beaver.”
many churches and a significant amount of mormons. overwhelmingly republican.

see nouveau riche
man: i’m republican, christian, and i drive a lifted chevy silverado.
other man: you must be from glendora.
glendora, a suburb of la and a rich town!
the avrage house is over 750000 and most of the kids are stuck up and rich!
duckie: i live in glendora i am 16 and have three cars that are mine
girl: i live in azuza i am 16 and i dont cause i am poor
duckie: want a ride?
girl: i am too proud
a town in new jersey where i live. g-dora is a nice lil town and is home to middle-cl-ss people. there aint really sh-t to do nowadays, because me and all my boys grew up and sh-t, but when we were younger we used to have bangers at the tressel, which is now the future home of the bullsh-t runnemede bike trail..gay. also, its the home of my infamous, glendora school. ( mr. lucas was the worst teacher ever, ask kern.)but yea, bill gears used to be there until he got too old, well he was already in his late 100’s haha, but the hoagies were bangin. until we found some of his knuckle hair in a sandwich one time and we all stopped goin there for good. now, glendora is full of kids who think they’re in camden or some sh-t and who try to act hard. it’s a pretty big shame if you think about it but, whatever dude that sh-t aint gonna phase me, glendora still my home tho and i aint ashamed of sh-t. except for the low life kids around here who think they’re untouchable until they get their heads boxed off. late! ( cool glendora saying) haaa
g: yo whats good im in glendora right now chillen.
r: oh word, tell them glendora n-gg-s they aint hard, they softer then my silk pillow.
g: yea, i feel you. ill definatly let them n-gg-s know, im bout to come around here wit da pump shotty jus to remind them they aint in the hood
r: g dora!
a good city and people who hate it are just jealous because they are f-ggots who cant afford anything better than there ghetto houses…your gay.
jill: i live in glendora.
maria: b-tch!
jill: you’re gay.
a cr-ppy town by east la, where everyone who lives there thinks they are rich, high cl-ss citizens living in multi million dollar homes, when in reality they are just average. the average income for families is about $60,000 a year, that is not going to get you that nice of a home kids…so get over yourselves..your not rich, your average. oh, and most of the kids that grow up there, stay there cause they are lame, annoying followers who can only get along with other glendorians because n-body else can stand them.
lisa: oh my gosh i’m from glendora, i’m so rich
mich-lle: (choking on her food) did you just use “glendora” and “rich” in the same sentence. ahhahahah typical.