Glenmoor King
(noun) origin:fremont ca. also know as “gk”. a male of glenmoor residency, most commonly known to be white, and to supply themselves with an endless amount of booze, and or types of illegal paraphernalia. known to wear sperry’s top siders, as well as nike janoski’s, maybe even with such apparel as a polo, khaki pants/shorts, maybe a long with a north face jacket.
-if ever in need of such person, either follow the trail of pool water that may follow closely behind, or make way to the senior benches-
history:
-for many are in fact a “gk” yet only one is know to have actually branded himself with the so-called t-tle of “gk”, which is know to be found on his gluteus maximus, for this is only known by word of mouth. pictures have surfaced, yet have been kept under extreme surveillance.
-source of many broken hearts, and well remembered drunken incidents.
for if one was to attend glenmoor elementary, he is to be given the t-tle of a glenmoor king.
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