Glenmoore
a small suburban and somewhat rural area 45 minutes north west of philadelphia. glenmoore is a place where thousands of people but not in clsoe proximity. it is an area that is booming with new housing, and yet is not close to anything. anyone who lives in glenmoore pa probably goes to a downingtown school. everyone who lives in glenmoore is forced to drive 5-10 miles to go to anywhere to hang out.
why did it take you so long to get here?
“i live in glenmoore”
d-mn, glenmoore is in the middle of nowhere!
quite possibly the greatest region within the encomp-ssing land m-ss that is north america. it has been regarded as “charmingly off-putting; full of joyful malaise” by a flattering times news magazine’s cover article: “glenmoore kicks -ss, you infidel sc-m.” conversely, critics of the area have labelled it “…stellar, but not tremendous…”, or “…almost a utopian land of prosper.”, or “…full of physical, mental, and spiritual well being, but no water park”. regardless of opinion, glenmoore is generally accepted to have been the insurmountable fore-front of all that is positive and contributory to the advancement of culture and civilization.
glenmoore, as a physical town, once banded together and conquered native americans living south of present-day west virginia. the native americans were slaughtered. their flesh was then adeptly removed, cured, and used as a recording media in architectural design.
a top-level operative of the former-soviet union’s kgb organization once condemned this area as “deviant, and strongly diverging from the commonly accepted bounds of organized society.” for his ill words, the man was struck down by an enigmatic occurence of lightning, which then served as a catalyst in a m-ssive inferno which consumed his large villa and, consequently, family.
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