Glenn Lyon
glenn is the most popular and bad -ss man on the fresno pacific university campus. every girl in the world h-lla wants his d-ck. he can be seen wearing a red shirt and contagious smile. on occasion, he wears a camo sweatshirt and stupid sungl-sses with moccasins. somewhat of a country hipster, glenn is a two meter specialist who is a giant teddy bear out of the pool and a t-tan in the pool. glenn can often be on a high horse sometimes, even though an extreme racist and s-xist.
while wearing a big red shirt, glenn lyon saw a girl smile at him, and then proceeded to say she wants me.
glenn lyon is a respectable man to women, and minorities. -said no one ever
glenn lyon has a big d-ck -said no girl ever
does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? just kidding i’m glenn lyon
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