Glenned


when a friend ditches you early, leaving you alone, typically in a msn conversation
tim: jase mate, stay with us up late on msn yeah?
jase: sure thing man
-jase signs off-
tim: i just got glenned!
the act of accidently striking oneself in one’s b-lls, in an unusual way.
jonny and tom are talking about playing a board game, when jonny tells tom how he glenned himself.

jonny: aw man, i had a book sitting on my lap while i was playing that game. i got so mad i slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the b-lls.

tom: aw man, you totally glenned !
the result of having a few too many alcoholic beverages offered, and in tune consumed. leads to a hangover that limits one’s ability to perform the following day.
i couldn’t say no to those tasty c-cktails he kept mixing and ended up so glenned that i could barely function on sunday.
the act of stealing or attempting to steal anothers female partner.

glenning – the act whilst being under took

a right glen – a person who is well known for glenning
i was right in with that tasty tart til that fat f-cker over there glenned me

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