glenwood, iowa
glenwood, iowa is a sh-tty town full of redneck wh-r-s. the best place to have a little fun would be the high school parking hot. the town is full of blonde b-tches with the occasional ginger. it may seem like glenwood is smart because of the high gpa’s, but don’t worry the teacher are the ones doing the work for the kids.
i went to glenwood, iowa and ended up getting f-cked in the -ss by my second cousin!
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