glerk
1. a person who likes to waste other people’s time by spending hours talking about things that only interest themself.
2. a person that thinks listening to other people’s opinions might give them a rash.
3. a person who loves sweater-vests.
that glerk won’t stop squawking about this random bs, but his sweatervest is sure nice.
a film-geek clerk in a video store
i rented transformers a few days ago. “it’s awesome,” said the glerk at the video store. “when optimus prime showed up, i like weeped.” — james lileks, 13-11-2007
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