gliding monkey
a gliding monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of s-x with a beautiful girl and instead choose a one night stand with said hot girl. (it is not because the girl rejects him due to bad s-x, this is referred to as a disgraceful d-ck, it is the man’s decision in the case of a gliding monkey)
what kind of dumb-ss would give a gliding monkey to carly, with an -ss like that.
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