glitter dick
when you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.
“omg did you hear liam was gonna dump erin”
“omg ya he’s such a glitter d-ck”
something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.
“i caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn’t miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me glitterd-ck. she smiled, makes me guess it wasn’t mean spirited but who knows.”
a guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. he who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.
“oh my god you guys, sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of only himself for his mysp-ce page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a f-ckin glitter d-ck.”
when you bang a stripper
“my friend went to the strip club and woke up the next morning with glitter d-ck.”
the result of having glitter on one’s p-n-s.
usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, bl-wj-b or t-tty f-ck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.
i know that ramone cheated on me last night…he came home with glitter d-ck.
to get someone’s attention by adding sparkly decorations to one’s body and parading around the person in a fashionable, yet suggestive mannor.
dude, neil totally glitterd-cked that girl last night!
glitter d-ck is melting glue and glitter on your d-ck. then you proceed to -n-l f-ck someone of your own gender and ripping there -ss to shreds.
omg tom shoved his glitter d-ck in bob now he has blood stools every day
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