Glitter Herpes
meaning 1: finding glitter on ones self after wearing it many days prior.
meaning 2: finding glitter on yourself or someone else and neither of you wear glitter.
i have glitter herpes on my ear, what the h-ll, that rave was a week ago.
omg i totally caught glitter herpes from that stripper.
glitter herpes is being stuck having glitter all over you for weeks, because you can’t get the d-mned stuff off. the glitter often enjoys getting stuck on the upper parts of your cheek, just where you can see it, so it bugs you the entire time it’s there.
the phrase actually originates from edward cullen, before he was famous. his dandruff is actually what glitter is. the herpes part is because edward was contaminated with herpes from sucking the blood of a hooker. this is why he now sucks on animals’ blood.
fred: aw man, i got glitter herpes.
edward cullen: muahaha…
the type of herpes you get from edward cullen.
you: i have glitter herpes. it’s an epidemic.
other person: really? how’d you manage that?
you: i f-cked edward cullen. don’t do it. it’s a trap.
the contagious warm and comfy feeling emitted by nice people, such as an elderly woman, nice teacher, or a good friend.
more specifically (emphasizing the “glitter”):
the contagious warm and comfy feeling emitted by the seemingly glowing elementary art teacher.
the cookie lady spreads glitter herpes all around town.
the art teacher’s glitter herpes filled the room with creative energy.
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