Glitter Lung
a condition of the lungs which occurs from over-exposure to m-ss amounts of glitter resulting in difficulty breathing, shortness of breath and coughing. technically referred to as “pneumosparkliosis”
i can’t come to work today because i helped my daughter with her art project last night and i’ve contracted glitter lung.
contracting a upper respitory infection from inhaling various body accutrements slathered on strippers after visiting a strip club.
i woke up with a sore throat; i must have gotten glitter lung last night from kristal at the club.
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