Glitter Noodle


this is a variation of the “p–p noodle.” (see p–p noodle)

this is where, before commencing -n-l s-x, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the -n-s before thrusting his dry p-n-s into the r-ct-m. the bi-product of this act is inevitably a “glitter noodle”- a p–p noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
don’t be such a f-ckin’ glitter noodle, marcy.

ben, you look like a glitter noodle in that jacket, man.

dad, are glitter noodle’s toxic?

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