glitter poisoning
when you use glitter for something, and it gets everywhere, no matter what steps you take to prevent it from ending up everywhere.
1st person: there’s glitter in your bed.
2nd person: yep.
1st person: and in your hair. and on all your books.
2nd person. yep.
1st person: what the h-ll?
2nd person: glitter poisoning.
1st person: ah.
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