glitter princess
a lad or lady who is absolutely caked with glitter to the point were they look like a unicorn queefed on them and they look amazing
brad: wow stacy, you sure look hot with all that sparkly stuff on your face.
stacy: well brad, they don’t call me the glitter princess for nothing!!
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