Glitter Pumpkins
an inexpensive, yet charming, martha stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. obviously the craft was inspired by stewart’s petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.
in honor of std awareness month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.
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