GlitterBitch


the girls that work the mac makeup counter
everything is all shimmery and shiny and sticky and glossy. theres always one gay guy there with guyliner manpurse a gay guy hiss and you know he owns -ssless chaps and ruby red slippers. the girls are all tanned and toned and its winter. nails long and curvy like little mini shovles or ice cream scoops.
they look like they work fo circque del soliel, waist all small they stand tall and the floor dont shake when they walk by. its a subculture of wh-r-d up freaks a sk-nk school of glitterb-tches
a girl who dress in tight sparkly clothing, can usually be seen on a college campus. pink sweats by day, glitter top 5 sizes too small at night.
“oh my g-d, look at that pack of glitter b-tches over there”
“gross”
candy ravers who are new to the scene. characterized by all the stereotypical raver equipment, such as (but not limited to) glowsticks, flashers, pacifiers, suckers, vicks,and so on.
often will decorate their eyelids and faces with glitter and other sparkly sh-t.
if that glitter b-tch asks me “do you want a light show???” just one more time, i’m gonna have a totally anti-plur moment!

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