Gloatbook


what facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. this includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.
everyone i know: you should check out my facebook page. i have all my wedding photos there! and an ultrasound of my fetus! and pictures of my hotel room in bali! and the ice cream sundae i just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. omg, my life is so amazing!!!

me: gloatbook

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