gloatograph
a photograph taken and shared on social media with the sole purpose of making others feel jealous. pictures depicting wonderful and aspirational life circ-mstances are typical of the genre eg. skiing holidays, new sports cars, plates of michelin starred food etc
when he returned from the alps he littered his facebook account with a series of irritating gloatographs
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