global

synonym for dank. something that is way bomb.
just picked up some global kicks. i can’t wait to shred to the new gervais beat.
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buzz word used by today’s large american employers in years 2009+, where jobs and industry are being offsh-r-d or moved overseas.

basically this is an early warning to employees, and it stands for

gonna lay off b-ttloads and lie

make preparations in advance after hearing this word! there will soon be alot less people working at the company, and likely one of them is you.
manager: “comtech is moving toward becoming a global corporation.”

manager: “we have started a new global hiring initiative.”
this term comes from the video game world of warcraft. to “global” someone means to kill them almost instantly, in the sp-ce of one global cooldown (about 1 to 1.5 seconds).
lol get globaled kid.
global is a television network in canada and it is the biggest horsesh-t opperation i have ever seen in my life. i am a canadian but i am fortunate enough to live in a place as nice as windsor ontario where i have access to detroit tv which is only one mile away.

global is that main reason why canada has no sense of ident-ty and is another example of people from toronto trying to act like they are a world cl-ss american city like new york. the only thing global produces is news and in that all they try to focus on is bullsh-t about how they love their diversity. all for primetime they do is re-broadcast american shows like the simpsons, family guy, american dad and malcomb in the middle. they even show sc-mmy brainrotting sh-t like fear factor and american idol. it is no wonder that the young people from the toronto area and ottawa are just a bunch of ignorant maple suckers that think they are smarter than americans.

the gayest thing they do is they put canadian commercials into the superbowl and they bluescreen in blue screen images of adds into the stadiums when they brodcast football games.

support qulity television and watch cbc, tvo, bbc or pbs.
stupid prep from richmond hill: like lets so totally watch fear factor on global. then i’ll enroll in pyschology at mcgill because i’m a empty headed moron and i think psychology is a real science.

ottawa idiot: wow i am so original for watching family guy even though it was introduced in the united states in 1998.

educated canadian: man oh man. i wish my fellow canadians wern’t such morons. i guess i’ll have to move to england or the usa so i can recieve my fix of stimulation.
the name of a currency that has been propose to replace all the other currencies in the nations of the world the same way the euro has replaced the currencies of europe and forming a global common market similar to the european common market.
you owe me five globals.
this is another term for the internet.
“you will find it on global”
“upload it onto global”