globed
a practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim’s room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in s-x toy chest).
the ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total c-ck block).
“bro, you totally globed me the other night when i was gettin’ busy with this chick. you owe me an -rg-sm.”
“you been globed, motherf-cka!”
when someone is b-tched out by a whiny pr-ck who thinks he/she is better than everyone else and who also can’t stand losing and throws blame around more than his/her mom wh-r-s around.
man, i’m sick of uniball, it’s full of -ssholes. after every uhl i play i get globe’d by some douchebag.
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