GloboFit
a globo gym that tries to offer crossfit-esque cl-sses, but lacks the necessary equipment and domain knowledge to effectively program a real crossfit workout. many globofit instructors will copy other crossfit gym’s workouts and subst-tute less complex movements in order to preclude themselves from having to coach. this usually occurs when the globofit instructor is not level i certified and thinks olympic lifts are dangerous.
crossfitter: hey andrew, have you done fran yet?
globofit victim: yeah, it was awesome.
crossfitter: didn’t the thrusters suck?
globofit victim: no, our gym doesn’t have bar bells or pull-ups.
crossfitter: then you didn’t do fran.
globofit victim: we did 21-15-9 jumping jacks and push-ups.
crossfitter: that’s weak, you’ll never meet pukie doing those kind of wods. you need to leave globofit and come train at a real crossfit box.
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