Globophobia


by far the stupidest and most pathetic fear in all the lands. (the fear of balloons and/or the popping of ballons)
i brought a handful of balloons to jill’s birthday party and she ran screaming. her mother later told me she has globophobia.
ps. bronze door kn-b
an intense fear of balloons. usually latex balloons but can be metallic.
clown: hi little one do you want a balloon?
the clown shows a balloon and the kid runs away.

man: i hate balloons. i run away screaming everytime i see one.

person: why?

man: oh i have globophobia.
fear of balloons
jane has a fear of balloons, called globophobia

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