Globular Clusterfuck


a number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

the expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cl-ster for group of stars and a cl-sterf-ck.
the oil spill in the gulf of mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. in short it is a globular cl-sterf-ck that will take years to recover from.

world war i, the spanish flu, the great depression and world war 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular cl-sterf-ck that spanned over three decades.

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