glock my cock


what happens when you are carrying your glock in your waist band and it goes off
after i shot that b–tch i put my gun back in my pants and glocked my c-ck.

did you hear about andre? yeah that fool was showing off and glocked his c-ck infront of his girl.

i am gonna glock my c-ck motherf-ckers. (laughter)

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