glockophobia


the fear a person encounter whenever a moving vehicle p-sses, a delivery boy is making a delivery and/or any person just looking at you. the fear is that tied to the thought that these persons or people may perform a driveby, stabbing or unleash some other fatality. potential short term cures are shopping,peferalby online.
i cant get over this glockophobia because i am a doucche but when i hear cars p-ss i have to duck from the whizzing bullets over my head.

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