gloit


a alternative word for an idiot. used in the south of england.
“you stupid gloit!”
“don’t make me come over there and nut you, you gloit!”
somebody who steals insults knowing full well it will p-ss the original creator off
you f-cking gloit gloit is my insult
a bag full of sperm – usually a waterballoon or condom.

used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
poon: man, that dude is such a gloit!
me: yeah i know

poon: ah man! i just trod on a gloit
me: dirt – your trousers are messy
poon: i’m gonna xlap whoever put that there!

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