a glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. a glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body.
person a: its glomping time!!!!!
person b: no! please no!
person a: awwww yeahhhhh!!! -glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic-
person b: my…my… bones… -dies-

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