glorious mess
n.
a sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
q: hey dude, you alright?
a: ya man, no worries. i’m a glorious mess.
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