Gob-stomp


a type of attack method used by hardcore gang/street fighters. the move involves putting a stapler opened up on the victims forehead and then curb stomping the stapler and the person in succession. pretty d-mn brutal. rumored to be the newest move on mortal combat. suck on that chuck norris
guy 1: i’ll give you then money back!!
guy2: too late..gob-stomp
guy 1: noooooo

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