Glory Day Syndrome
a syndrome that causes a middle age man to believe he is back in highschool or college when he was having his glory days in a particular sport. the sport is usually baseball. someone with this syndrome will most likely be found being the -ssistant coach for a highschool baseball team, wearing the full uniform, looking like one of the players only 30-40 years older. they can’t seem to grasp the fact that they’re never going to play again and have to get as close to the action as they can.
fred: “why’s that old man wearing the full uniform?”
tom: “is he playing?”
fred: “oh god, i know what’s going on here. that guys not playing he just has glory day syndrome.”
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