Glory Orbs


a perfect pair of fake knockers . a pair of fake b–bies so awesome, it’s as if they were sent down from heaven just to make you smile.

these are very rare, and this term is not to be used lightly.

so perfect.

so shapely.

glory orbs.
1.dude 1: dude! look at those b–bies!
dude 2: those are nice t-tties! and fake too!
dude 1: now those are some glory orbs

2. dude: i had lost faith in humanity… then i saw a pair of glory orbs

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