glory shot


when a pompus rando takes his shirt off at an inappropriate time. he may come up with a variety of excuses for this action (hot weather, spilling pbr on himself, about to wrestle another man…etc.). in reality, he just wants the ladies present to see him in all his glory. in his mind, one of them will certainly be impressed enough by his physique to f-ck him.

the glory shot is also common immediately after an emo virgin finally gets laid. said virgin is so happy to finaly be loved that he loses all inhibitions. he can’t help but come out of his room shirtless for both his parents to see.
1). “…and then for no reason, the frat boy took his shirt off and stood there, posing for his glory shot.”

2). “immediately after having s-x with lindsay, thomas was glory shotting all around the house.”
a nick name for the at4-hs in call of duty: modern warfare 2. it can also be used to describe the act of using the weapon to kill a person. the glory shot is often used to humiliate enemy players.
“whats the best secondary weapon?”
-“the glory shot, of course.”

“woah, i just got a 5 kill glory shot!”
occurs in “half-life 2: deathmatch” when a player takes a flammable barrel with their gravity gun and shoots the barrel high and far across the map hoping to kill the opponent(s) as the barrel explodes on top of them.
timmy took that barrel, shot it across the map, yelled “glory shot!” and nailed this guy, he didn’t know what hit him!

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