Glory Wipe


the act of wiping after taking a cr-p and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no cr-p on the toilet paper. thus, no more paper is neeeded and glory wipe has been achieved.
“that was one of the easiest cr-ps i’ve ever had. you know what makes it better though? i’ve just achieved glory wipe!”

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